2007 & 2008

2007

January, 2007

"My brother was adopted. Somebody left him on the back doorstep when he was a baby. We found him when he was 16. We didn’t use that door."

Wendy Liebman

February, 2007

"In China, do they call their good dishes AMERICA? "

Wendy Liebman

March, 2007

"After college I wanted to go to Europe, but I couldn't afford it, so I went backpacking through Epcot."

Wendy Liebman

April, 2007

"I recently went to my 35th class reunion, from nursery school. I didn’t want to, because I’ve put on like 100 pounds. The guys hadn’t changed a bit. Still bald, drooling, and playing with themselves."

Wendy Liebman

"In 1979 my brother went to NYU. And now, he’s a senior. He’s a philosophy major. He doesn’t know why.
He’s in gradual school. Getting straight zzzz’s."

Wendy Liebman

"My father wanted me to get married because he wanted me to stop using his name."

Wendy Liebman

July, 2007

"I learned through therapy that people really can change...therapists."

Wendy Liebman

August, 2007

"I have two teenage stepsons. Their friends call me a MILK: Mother I'd Like To Kill."

December, 2007

"My sister got married on top of a mountain. Let's just say it was downhill from there."

Wendy Liebman

January, 2008

"For his holiday gift my husband asked for a huge TV. So I just moved his chair closer
to the one we have already."

Wendy Liebman

February, 2008

"It's almost my birthday. This year I want an iPhone or an iPod, I'll settle for a trip to iHop."

Wendy Liebman